How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE: First 3 years....! Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits... After 3 years....! Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream &
Lotions, Baby Oils.... After 15 years.... Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.... After 40 years.... Agarbatti...
Showing posts with label Relax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relax. Show all posts
Own Mistakes and Wife's Mistakes
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can
Lengthen Your Life." - Shakespear "Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...." - Shakespear's Wife
Four stages of marriage:
Four stages of marriage: 1. Mad for each other, 2. Made for each other,
3. Mad at each other & 4. Mad because of each other
Humorous description of 7 stages of human Life...!
Humorous description of 7 stages of human Life...! (1) 0 to 5 years we experience many "SPILLS"
.. (2) 6 to 16 years we undergo many "DRILLS" .. (3) 17 to 25 years we discover many "THRILLS" .. (4) 26 to
40 years we have to pay many "BIL…
Two things to remember in life: Dedicated to all couples..!
Two things to remember in life: Dedicated to all couples..! 1. ☝ First one : People are not so bad as seen on 'PAN-Card' and 'Aadhar Card'. ...And are not so good looking as seen in 'facebook' and 'whatsapp'. 2. ✌ Second one : Men are not as bad …
Just Relax - How to make Rs. 5 crores in 6 months :-
How to make Rs. 5 crores in 6 months :- 1. Make a mobile manufacturing company. 2. Make an announcement that we will sell smartphone for Rs.251 delivery after 6 months. 3. Get foolish media attention (Free advertisement). 4. 50 lakh idiots will book your phone on 1st day. 5. 50 …
TEN TYPES OF PURIFICATIONS..!
10 TYPES OF PURIFICATIONS ..! 1. Body gets purified... by WATER & EXERCISE 2. Breath gets purified... by PRAANAAYAM 3. Mind gets purified... by MEDITATION 4. Intellect gets purified... by KNOWLEDGE 5. Memory gets purified... by MANAN & CHINTAN 6. Ego gets p…
If you want to Trade in Stocks : New SEBI rule . Just Relax
New SEBI rule ... (1) PAN CARD (2) CARDIOGRAM (3) BP-GRAPH (4) Medical Fitness certificate. Must, If you want to Trade in Stocks
Joke : Stock Market Analyst and a Share Broker
A share market analyst and a Share market broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $1,00,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc... The share broker whispered that he knew a secret a…
Humour on the Indian Share Market
Here is some humour on the market,
even as it is getting disastrous BSE : Bombay Se Exit NSE : Nation Se Exit F / O : Future Over NIFTY : No Income For This Year PE : Plunge Endless EBITDA : Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again HNI : Has No Idea PMS : Pre-Meditated Scam Just Relax in …
The best joke heard in the recent years !!
The best joke heard in the recent years !! Parents asked college watchman,"Is this a better college?" Watchman: "probably the best and better. I did my MBA here and got campus placement"
Just Relax ..! A successful Gujarati Business Model..!
A successful Gujarati from Dubai walks into a
bank in Mumbai & asks for a
Rs.50,000 loan. The bank asks for security & the guy hands over the
keys & documents of his 7-Series BMW which is parked on the street in front of the
bank. After all necessary checks the …
Relax: Three ways to catch a tiger....
Three ways to catch a tiger....! 1. Newtons law: Allow the tiger to catch u, then u catch the
tiger... 2. Veerappan's law: kidnap tiger's wife and ask the tiger to
surrender.. (3). Indian / Tamilnadu Police Method: Catch a cat & beat it until it agree it is a
tiger …
When without money, When has money: What Man Did?
Don't
know who wrote this.. Hats
off to him / her Man O Man! When without money, Eats vegetables at home; When has money, Eats the same vegetables in a fine
restaurant. When without money, rides bicycle; When has money rides the same ‘exercise
machine’ . ** When without money walk…
Wipes off 2.2 kgs. of Chicken Biriyani in 20 minutes flat
DAMODHARAN
EMERGES WINNER AT AASIFE BIRIYANI’S ‘THE GREAT
BIRIYANI CHALLENGE’ ̴ Wipes off
2.2 kgs. of Chicken Biriyani in 20 minutes flat ̴ The formal opening of Aasife Biriyani’s Keelkattalai outlet
(fifth outlet in Chennai) turned out to be quite a ‘Biryani lovers’ affair
t…
