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WHAT IS AN OXYMORON?

WHAT IS AN OXYMORON? An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together.... Here are some funny oxymorons : 1) Found Missing 2) Open Secret 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Clearly Misunderstood 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty Ugly 8) Serious…
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Systematic Increase in petrol price for your knowledge

Systematic Increase in petrol price for your knowledge 2017 01 December ₹ 67.71 02 December ₹ 67.78 03 December ₹ 68.02 04 December ₹ 68.34 05 December ₹ 68.64 06 December ₹ 68.88 07 December ₹ 69.03 08 December ₹ 69.13 09 December ₹ 69.20 10 December ₹ 69.35 11 December ₹ 69.68 12 Dece…
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English literature syllabus - How to write a Facebook post?

How to write a Facebook post? The Delhi University is now planning to teach its English literature students “how to write Facebook posts”. The varsity had recently proposed adding bestselling author Mr. Chetan Bhagat’s debut novel “Five Point Someone” as a “General Elective…
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That's Accounts department - Happy Financial Year Ending..!

Happy Financial Year Ending Just Relax. . After the war between Ravana and Rama,  Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill to Ayodhya administration for his official tour to collect Sanjeevani Booti .  The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :  (1) Hanumanji did not …
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Financial Jokes - Happy March Ending

Financial Jokes -  Happy March Ending.. Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ? Father :- Because after paying all the income taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April ...... Best answer ever :- Wife : - "Why in all marria…
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The Most beautiful woman in this world.

Nice lines...  Mother sitting in a sad mood. Child - Mom, you are the second most beautiful woman in this world. Mother - Who is the first? Child - Its also you but when you smile.
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11 BIGGEST IGNORES IN INDIA

11 BIGGEST IGNORES IN INDIA 1. We had rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education 2.  We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe 3. In IAS exam a person writes a brilliant 1500 words esay about how Dowry is a soci…
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Build 3 factories in your life, 4th one you will get automatically

Build 3 factories in your life, 4th one you will get automatically 1  Ice factory in brain. Be cool. 2 Sugar factory  in tongue. Be sweet. 3. Love factory  in heart. Be calm. Then life will be satis - factory
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Why do men feel sex is so important?

Why do men feel sex is so important?
'Why do men feel sex is so important?' 'Don't take a woman's life away from her, just for a few minutes of satisfaction.' 'If you are so sexually aroused, you should just jerk off.' Straight talk from Femina Miss India Earth 2011 Hasleen Kaur. Fo…
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Appa Tamil movie A must watch !

Appa Tamil movie A must watch !
Appaஅப்பா- a must watch movie! Practical approach on how to handle teenage children. 'Pasanga' madiri oru padam with raja sir music! Surprisingly, this small family subject has good scope for music, raja sir rocked as usual! Pls see & share as much as you can!
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BHAGWAD GITA in One Sentence Per Chapter

BHAGWAD GITA in One Sentence Per Chapter
BHAGWAD GITA in one sentence per chapter Chapter 1 Wrong thinking is the only problem in life_ Chapter 2 Right knowledge is the ultimate solution to all our problems_ Chapter 3 Selflessness is the only way to progress and prosperity_ Chapter 4 Every act can be an act of prayer_ …
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Travel, party and make style statements with your hair

Travel, party and make style statements with your hair
Travel, party and make style statements with your hair The ongoing trend of travelling with and within India, people are frequently planning weekend get away with their friends and family .Gone are the days, when summers were spent indoors or meeting distant relatives. Indian…
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Mistakes and Corrects

Mistakes and Corrects “A man / women must be big enough to admit his/her mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. -  John C. Maxwell
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Wise men learn from their mistakes..!

Wise men learn from their mistakes..! All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes. - Sir Winston Churchill.
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Ayurveda Viewpoint- Health Benefits Of Alcohol Consumption..!

Alcohol consumption is prevalent since ancient times.  Alcohol is quite similar to any other food. Alcohol in moderation is similar to nector, but excessive alcohol consumption. But excessive drinking of alcohol, without any control or planning leads to diseases.����������…
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Husband, Wife and Computer

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working  as per my command.... Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -

Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants… SHE Does What SHE Wants
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What's Marriage?

What's Marriage?      Answer-           MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans,       that Destroys All The Six Senses and       Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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