Just Relax - How to make Rs. 5 crores in 6 months :-

How to make Rs. 5 crores in 6 months :-

1. Make a mobile manufacturing company.

2. Make an announcement that we will sell smartphone for Rs.251 delivery after 6 months.

3. Get foolish media attention (Free advertisement).

4. 50 lakh idiots will book your phone on 1st day.

5. 50 lakh * Rs.251 = Rs.125 crores.

6. Deposit 125 crores into Bank for 5 months. After six months get 125 crores + Interest approx 6 crores.

7. Return back Rs.251 to public saying "sorry we could not complete the order"

8. Go to world tour

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