Real Missing..!

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : What is her height?

Husband : I never checked.

Inspector : Slim or healthy?

Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Inspector : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Inspector : What was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Color of the car? . . . . .

Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying …

Inspector: Do not worry Sir,.....We will find your car.
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